Only Nerds will understand these jokes so if you're not a nerd, please go away.

Companies hire people who think outside the box, then make them follow standards. ???

I remember losing lots of papers due to computer crashes. Now, I save constantly.

The Nerd Exercise was inspired by my Starcraft, CounterStrike playing Roommate, David Lee.

First Fantasy as opposed to Final Fantasy

Major Dork joke inspired by Janette Hur.

IP Address was for Jennifer Song.

my ucla email account gets so much spam email

Yeah, I know the smurfs one is really bad